Five Easy Lies

by Die Like Gentlemen

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The second album from Die Like Gentlemen.


released January 3, 2015

Adam Alexander – vocals, rhythm & lead guitars
Shawn Boles – drums
Matt Wieber – lead & rhythm guitars
Sean Rodgers – bass

All music by Die Like Gentlemen except “Stray Demon” by Die Like Gentlemen and Kurt Fraser. All lyrics by Adam Alexander.

Recorded and mixed July–October 2014 by Fester at Haywire Studios in Portland, Oregon

Mastered by Adam Gonsalves at Telegraph Audio

Cover painting “Business Trip” by Richard Lithgow –



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Die Like Gentlemen Portland, Oregon

Progressive sludge rock from Portland, OR. Hints of stoner, doom, death and classic metal.

For fans of Black Sabbath, Mastodon, The Melvins. Maybe?

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Track Name: Unstoppable
freeze the lightning • pause the thunder • stare then rewind • bloom again • these messiahs of destruction damn the faithless shadow men • how can I feel sorry for you? • how can you not see this end? • if you'd read the authors I've read, you'd see why I can't pretend • unstoppable • unavoidable • matter of time • unthinkable • unbelievable • so cry the blind • there's a science to prediction • odds collapsing into fate • if we descend underground • live to one day live again • stillborn as a new religion • disbelieved before it's born • I believe this has to happen • I'll survive to save you all
Track Name: Ahrriss the Wizard
cryptic incantations churn behind the eyes • needling the spiral, spellbooks in disguise • smoking in the half-light, tugging on his beard • conjured apparition, cast and disappeared • splinters of a wracked wand circumscribe the ground • potions of devotion, fire pouring down • casting via gesture, spelling without words • summoning commotion • rolling fourths and thirds • alive in this world of symbol and phrase, Ahrriss the Wizard holds you in his sway
Track Name: Animals of Romance
lies • harmless lies to seduce and construe • truth is the last thing that I want from you • ask for it, plead for it, beg me to do those secret things that we shared in our youth • some little pain, first it hurts then it's good • drives us insane like I knew that it would • hard, realized, in control, in a trance • die synchronized • animals of romance • fill every hole • forcing inside • out of control • flawed by design • climax of roles • less than the sum • coming to go • going to come
Track Name: Stray Demon
I'm falling backwards into history • disprove the future from the past • slaughtering nations with impunity • all I survey is mine at last • I topple mountain ranges • stretch forth my hand and boil the seas • did God intend me a mass-murderer? • theodicy's most awesome test • am I not proof of heaven's apathy? • or am I God made manifest? • no mercy, no forgiveness • humanity's abandonment • I despise your lives • angels will punish me for centuries • my immortality is safe • I'll be reviled for all eternity • he who deformed the human race • they'll speak my name in whispers • but curse their maker for their pain • I despise your lives
Track Name: Hidden Switch
a hidden switch is flipped • a nerve has bitten down • a permanent alarm • a static piercing sound • inverted pedal tone • infuriating noise • interminable climax • instills what it destroys • can't say that you weren't warned • a warning you ignored • the cost of all that volume • is silence nevermore